10. It has an ugly website
9. It's in Milwaukee
8. It's in Wisconsin
7. Crime in Marquette's neighborhood makes Capitol Hill look like Disneyland
6. Fr. Sundborg is way more hip than Fr. Wild
5. Jodi O'Brien doesn't work there
4. The Midwest doesn't know how to make coffee
3. Redhawks eat Golden Eagles for breakfast
2. If you think C-Street is bad, try eating their food
1. Did we mention it's in Wisconsin?
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Oh, nevermind, found it.